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Wife 1.0

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Subject: New software release
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NOW AVAILABLE: WIFE 1.0 UNEDITED VERSION! (FWD)


  Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0  and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources  available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes  which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this  particular phenomena was included in the product brochure of  documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

 Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always  launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system  activity, He's finding some applications such as Poker night 10.3,  Beer bash 2.5 and Pub night 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at  all - crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked  fine before).
 
During installation, wife 1.0 provides no option as to the  installation of undesired Plug-ins such as Mother in-law 55.8 and  Brother in-law beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish  with each passing day.
 
Some features he would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0: .

A "Don't remind me again" button.
Minimize action.
An  install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with  the option to uninstall at anytime with out the loss of cache and other  system resources.
An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode, which  would allow the system hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
 
I myself decide to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by
  sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many  problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of  Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users  say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about.  Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of  the I/O port. You'd think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by  now. To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend1.0  doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in  the system.
 
  Another thing - all versions of Girlfriend continually pop up little
  annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
 
  *********** BUG WARNING********************
   Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. if you try to install Mistress 1.1  Before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files  before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to  install, claiming insufficient resources.
  ***********BUG WORK AROUNDS **************
  To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and Never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also,  beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry  viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run  Mistress 1.1 via UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again,  beware of the viruses which can accidentally be down loaded from UseNet.
 

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